Thursday, January 21, 2010

Facts

Any song sounds better when it's in French

Calling people 'interesting' when they're just plain weird is out. 'Socially unaware' or 'Socially awkward' is much more honest, and surprisingly, still acceptable.

When you cook with garlic, the smell never leaves the sleeves of your shirt. Not the whole shirt, just the sleeves. What's up with that?

There are nice, intelligent Americans out there. I know, control the European/Asian shock. It's true.

People will always ask obvious questions or make obvious statements. Like when you're sitting with a book and they go, 'Oh, you're reading'. Even worse, you will do it at some point. And hate yourself for it.


2 comments:

Anton said...

Not the "Aristocats" / "Aristochats"

Mr. Kang said...

the smell of garlic never leaves my towels